21st July, 2019. 23:45 hours. 300 meters from home, returning from a late evening Design review.

Stopped by three super-young police officers (one of them a lady).

Me: “Why have you stopped me?”

Policeman (wearing what has to be a brand new uniform): “Checking, saar.”

Me: “Checking? What for?”

They look at each other. Almost pensive. They’re giving this some thought.

Lady Officer, scanning my face, offering, as if for my sincere consideration: “Mobile snatching?”

Me (surprised at how quickly my tired mind responded): “Are you asking me, Madam? Or giving me an idea, Madam?”

Policeman (visibly irritated): “Saar, please give your name, phone number, and please go, saar!!!!”

I comply.

Darn it! I’ve been ratted out! I have been considering upgrading my 4-year old phone!

#OnlyInBangalore